Can It Get Any Funnier?!

Today I am going to tell you some of my funniest moments.
Well, lets start with me at school.
My school was having a dance. Before the dance you could buy rafal tickets for a draw for five dollars each. I bought two tickets for the draw for fun. A few days after the dance was over the winners were announced over the intercom. Every kid in my class who had boughten a ticket crossed their fingers hopping that thay would win. After two winners had been anounced who would be third but ME!!!!! After my name had been called my whole class began to cheer! After a while two other kids in my class won. The next day at recess was when the winners were to choose their prise. When it came to be my turn I chose a Gumball Machine. Now to you that is not funny but that's not it! After lunch my whole class knew I had a Gumball Machine and knowing grade fives they wanted gum! They kept on bugging me like nuts! I told them if they really wanted gum they had to go outside behind the benches and stand in a singlefile line and wait for me. When I went outside and stood on the steps of my portable and looked in the direction of the benches I saw a LONG line of grade fives waiting for me!!!! When I saw that, all I did was laugh and laugh. So I spent my whole recess selling gum for a penny. Some of the boys tried to sneek up and get a gumball but that only worked once.

Well, that's all for today!
Kinza